I think this is the best...

I think this is the best strip club in downtown Minneapolis. It was fun to see people out and about on a Saturday night as I made my way to the club. I had to make my way around a line of people queued up outside Sneaky Pete’s. Arriving a little past 10 PM, I saw the club quite full of people. All the chairs around the stage were taken. You know the deal with drinks et al. Finding a table was easy and I settled into a comfortable chair. The beginning of the evening was not that great. There seemed to be only 4 girls working – 2 of them looked old and very unattractive. There were 2 quite attractive girls – one a splitting image of Melissa Joan Hart. Gave her a nice tip at the rail and got a nice feel of her boobs and nipples in my face. I decided that she was my girl for the night. The other one was a striking blonde with curly hair but she seems to be going for only White guys or the old (in age) regulars. These 2 girls definitely score a 9 in the looks department. But they didn’t seem interested in talking people into any LDs. They seemed to have their standard older Sugar daddies or they were busy either running into the Restroom or (this beats me) straight out the Exit door and vanishing for 15 minutes at a time. I thought they were depositing their money into the ATM just outside the exit door.

I somehow got the ‘Mellissa Joan Hat’ (MJH) lookalike hooked for a LD (or is it the other way around??). She had a great personality and the dance started in the relative privacy of the booth. I bought her a drink and got decent mileage out of the dance. When I asked, she said I could touch her back. She was so good, I decided to continue for another song. I wasn’t sure if my hands could venture any place else with her. But I was happy with the mileage – certainly better than Déjà vu which is the last club that I had visited in Minneapolis.

Another reviewer is correct – the 2 for 1 dances last just as