Concepts has to be the worst...

Concepts has to be the worst strip club I have ever been to in my life. You would be better off setting your money on fire than going to this club. I say this as someone who has a TON of experience with this place. First off, the place is dirty, when I went on this particular occasion (which will definitely be my last) there was dirt all over the place, litter on the floor, gum and beer spilled everywhere it was disgusting. They don't even have carpet. Seriously. Bare concrete floor like a garage in the ghetto. Real classy. They don't even have drywall or paint in several parts of the club. They have some pathetic "boxes" that are supposed to be stages apparently. They charge a cover charge to get in the door, then have an overpriced two drink minimum, and then the girls hound you for money, and if you don't spend 50 bucks in the first 5 minutes you are there, apparently they will kick you out.

Now the girls in this place are pathetic. None of them have any tits to speak of, they are ugly as home made soap, they are rude and have the personality of a rock. I wouldn't have sex with any of them, much less pay them to sit and have a drink with me or give me a lap dance. If fact, the last girl I talked to there, complimented me for being such a great conversationalist, and not being "Creepy" like most guys. I felt like she should have paid me for my company not the other way around. I happen to be a very well educated, cultured, world traveler, ect so perhaps my tastes are somewhat higher than the average client, but trust me guys this place is awful, you might as well go to Covington, or Price Hill and spend 20 bucks for crying out loud.