If I could succinctly describe this...
If I could succinctly describe this place in a few words it would be this - lacking energy. One of the problems is that this is a non alcoholic serving establishment which makes it really hard to unwind and enjoy yourself. The uninspired decor and the darkened hallways make for a very somber mood and the lack of any club music further drags down the energy or lack thereof of the place. The only time you'll hear music is when you pay your cover and head down the hallway past the lap dance area, VIP booths, and the porn theater until you reach the New York Live room which is where the main dancing stage is located. The room consists of a central dancing area with polls in the center of the room surrounded by seats on three sides. DJs announce the next upcoming dancers who come out and perform a two song set - one with clothes and one totally nude. There were about 9 dancers that cycled through the stage that Presidents Day afternoon on Monday. Most were good looking and none were lower than a 7 in my book, but half of these dancers were devoid of energy and going through the motions of dancing and not really making an effort to bring out the fun of teasing and flirting with patrons. There were a few quality exceptions as Jennifer York gave a sensual and highly erotic turn on the dance floor. She made an effort to involve other seated patrons in her dance routine. She gave me ample attention and grinding and I repaid her by raining down the bills for her effort. Another hot and tight bodied dancer by the name of Jessie Sparks just made me lust after her. As soon as I saw her I knew I would not be able to keep it together. She's a petite brunette with mid back hair, a nice set of bolt ons and curves like no body's business. Another lady that was definitely a looker was Kayleigh Pierce. She had the best set of naturals to go with a tall curvaceous rocking body and short blonde hair. I didn't get to sample her but I might make it a point to come back just to see her; she alone would be worth the trip. However, I did decide to get a lap dance with Jessie whom I was infatuated with earlier. After a short topless lapper, she enticed me into a private session. For the right amount of money she was willing to provide extras which is what Mitchell's has been long known for. I was tempted to go the extra mile with her, but I decided that a fully nude lap dance would suffice. Her performance was so-so as I didn't feel like she really went all out to make it feel erotic, mostly a lot of monotonous grinding without any effort to connect and make it special. In the end, I thanked her for her time and I went my way. For the amount of money that you can spend here, it's probably only worth going for the provided extras as most dancers and management don't even make an effort to try to raise the standards and change the energy of the place. If extras are important to you, Mitchell brothers is the place to go in SF. Otherwise, look elsewhere.
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