You can have a better time...

You can have a better time anywhere else! Crappy, run-down atmosphere. Not kept clean. Surly service. (Count your change twice if I were you.) Poorly laid out seating. Too many fat girls. Too many old "girls." Too many girls that can't dance. Too many drunk/stoned girls. Too many girls from parts other the U.S., including, I think, some girls who may actually be from other planets--at least I haven't seen girls like them dancing in any Earth clubs other than this one. Club is in a great location though! One block south of Washington Hilton, two blocks north of Dupont Circle. Lots of good places to eat close at hand.