Tiffany's is the Walmart of strip...

Tiffany's is the Walmart of strip clubs in San Antonio. They have low prices.... $5 lap dances, cover, and drinks. Unfortunately, there is not a lot of value in their goods. The dancers are somewhere between ugly and maybe a 5, the bouncers are like prison guards, and there is more contact in phone sex. However, the prices are cheap and the men's room attendant is funny.

My recommendation is to save up for a real strip club. They are bringing in a headliner at the end of the month. You might stop by for a stage show?