BRING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL. This was...

BRING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL.

This was the crucial mistake my party made. Tampa doesn't allow clubs like Mons Venus to serve alcohol, only juice. Well, every city ordinance has a loophole. And the way the clubs in Tampa get away with it is by letting their patrons drink right outside the front door. There are a couple of tables, but not enough seating for everyone. Most have to stand and drink. But what the club does provide is coolers stocked with ice.

Take a minute to think about the absurdity of allowing this. The club cannot sell alcohol because the combination of naked women and hammered dudes has never been good for keeping the peace. But the club can allow the patrons to stock there alcohol just outside the club's doorstep and mix freely. Gotta love it.