Bottom Line: This is the best...

Bottom Line: This is the best strip club in Virginia Beach.

The place is run down, but us strip club hounds are accustomed to that (it's amazing what the human mind can get used to, isn't it?). Surprisingly, the music was at a level where I could not only hear myself think, but could also make out what other people were saying to me. Like when the doorman charged me a five dollar cover at the entrance.

It was Thursday night, just after 9pm. There were 10-14 girls working. They rotated on the bar's single L-shaped stage in groups of three for fifteen minutes at a time. It took over an hour to see all the talent. Overall, the girls were above average. Most of them knew all the little tricks that all dancers seem to know: poppin that thang! and shakin that ass! What I liked most was the height of the stage. Patrons must sit while at the stage, but the girls are still right in your face, literally. More than one stripper had her calves resting on my shoulders as she lay spread eagle in front of me. Trust me, she was not shy about pulling that bottom to the side for a couple bucks. Later, one of the girls sat on my lap and was basically giving me a lap dance until one of the managers came and chewed her out. I never get that at the other clubs.