Club Eden could be so much...

Club Eden could be so much better than it is, but I think local law enforcement (JPSO not NOPD) makes it impossible for them to improve. Let's be honest, most strip clubs know exactly how much they can get away with and always push the envelope. We all know that there's more than two-way touching going on in some Bourbon strip clubs and at Visions. I do not believe, however, there is any mileage at Club Eden. I don't think the managers would allow it. I don't think they can afford to allow it.

Club Eden isn't even a topless club, technically. They can take off their bikini tops but must wear opaque latex pasties on their nipples at all times, including dances. That alone puts them behind other clubs. Why go?

Otherwise, Eden isn't a bad club. The inside is nothing special but isn't particularly dirty. There's plenty of seating (especially since it's empty half of the time). You can see the girls pretty well if you sit at the stage. It's not expensive (although the $10 cover is ridiculous). And they actually have some decent dancers. Not many, but usually a few cute ones. I've seen dancers from Penthouse dance at Eden.