Regardless of San Diego city law...

Regardless of San Diego city law prohibiting topless LDs, Cheetah's provides a first-class experience that any SC junkie should appreciate. If San Diego clubs weren't subject to such restrictions, Cheetah's could easily be one of the top 5 clubs in the country. Why, you ask? The dancers. They're hot. No, not just hot. Beautiful. That's too weak a word. Let's try this again. A stunning number of the dancers here are jaw-dropping, tongue-on-the-floor, fall-to-your-knees-and-thank-god-in-heaven gorgeous. This is the first club where I've seen a true 10--a perfect blonde with piercing eyes, a transfixing smile, and a mind-boggling figure. There was another who if she wasn't a 10, then she was a 9+++.

I went on a mid-week night, expecting there to be only a modest number of dancers. Boy, was I wrong. There were 50-60 dancers on shift, and the vast majority of them were spectacular. It's almost paralyzing when trying to decide whom to get dances from. And the dances here good. Real good. Much more sensual than the dances I got at Goldfinger's (which was a fine club). Even with their micro-tops on, the dances were high quality. And before 10pm, you can get 4 for $40.

Regular LDs take place in a medium-size room with a wrap-around couch. There is also a VIP room, where dances are 5 for $100, and lower lighting and individual booths allow for greater privacy. Unlike Goldfinger's, this is a much higher pressure club. Because of the large number of dancers working, you are constantly getting hustled. So you have to be prepared to deal with it. The dancers were very cool, though. Many had fun, charismatic personalities and would hang out and chat with you. In addition to being smokin' hot, I was impressed by how cool many dancers were.