Went to...

Went to Deja Vu while on business in Nashville with a friend of mine. We walk in and I had a card for free entry into any Deja Vu club from the manager/owner of the club in New Orleans. As soon as we pull up we notice mandatory valet. Ok if it is worth it I don't mind it that much. So we walk in and go to the front desk. The attendant was nice looking and it gave me some hope. I handed her my card and she said, "This isn't good here." I reply with, "But I was told that it was good at any Deja Vu club in the US." She calls the manager who comes out and says well we can not let you in for free but half off. Whatever I just want to see something naked.

This is the first time I have been to a club in Nashville and when I walked in I noticed the worst thing ever. The 3 foot line. You have to stand back 3 feet from the stage. What???? NO!!!!!!! I like being up close to the stage so I can size up the talent if you will. Ok I can work with this. First entertainer comes up on stage and I notice she is a healthy african american young lady. I don't mind as long as she can shake it. She begins her routine and it is just not inspiring. We have been sitting down for a little more than 5 mins when the parade begins. Entertainers start coming by and asking if we want dances. I like to relax for a little bit before hand but then this 7 foot raven haired legs up to her armpits beauty comes by to see me. I notice she has piercings and tattoos all over her body. Reminds me of my very first lap dance ever.

The DJ announces 2 for 1 dances. I jump on it like a fat kid on cake. She takes me to the lap dance area which is little more than a wooden platform with saloon doors. She begins her routine but no grindage. She says are you LEO? I say no. She says you want to go to champagne room? I say no. She doesn't pay anymore attention to me the rest of the night and no other ladies come over for the rest of the night. We leave very unsatisified.