Stopped by this hole in the...

Stopped by this hole in the wall on the way home Friday night. It's located in a residential neighborhood next to a BK. As soon as you step inside you are greeted to an odd setup. It looks like a renovated house. The stage is low to the ground with a couch right in front of it. Unless you are in the first few seats, it is hard to get a glimpse of the action going on anyhow.

Which brings me to my next point. There was nothing really worth watching (or so I thought) One dancer was a slightly chubby blonde with thick thighs and disproportionately small breasts. The quality declined progressively. (chubby Spanish girl with saggy breasts and stretch marks) There was a tall blonde that wasn't half bad but couldn't dance if her life depended on it. Judging by her shoes, she must have been a "newb". I gave her a few pity dollars. Another blonde was mercifully stretch mark free and had a nice ass but no breasts to speak of. At least she could dance.

Just when I was about to leave in walked ...TITS GALORE DDDDDDDelightful. A short petite honey blonde vision with breasts that were out of this world. They entered the room before she did. My honey blonde vision did a 2 song set and then wandered around for her tips. She proceeded to batter and beat every patron with those luscious melons. Finally she got to me. I asked her for a private dance and she obliged. Honey Blonde introduced herself as "Tempest" a recent transplant from Suzy's Lounge.