After missing a year, I returned...

After missing a year, I returned for my annual trip to this tiny dive on a Tampa strip w/ a notorious owner. Small, but frequented by rocks stars and high power types (saw a jag and a porshe in the lot - some power jackets and flocks of grey hair on a few senatorial types there, as well as flat out young preppies).

My blonde polish honey, Diane, appears long-gone from there (likely to have finally exceeded the strict weight and age reqs. of the temperamental owner) . But, she was quickly forgotten as I entered and saw, naked upon the stage, this pale, lean, pleasantly curved vision of total youth perfection - a cross between Paris Hilton and Molly Ringwald. "Peaches," of course, was from Georgia. She sported a devastatingly cute red pixie-cut and button nose, as well as one blue and one green eye! Some floral tatts down one hip, and of course, a totally friendly, yet sassy and confident attitude. She is on top of the food-chain, and I didn't mind paying a little tribute.

Next up was Lana, who lived in Germany the first ten years. An inkless, smooth, totally-curvy centerfold - sort of a blond Brooke Burke. Streaked hair, huge smile and very warm attitude....the best body there, without question - despite some overlyfirm silicon lurking beneath the incredibly thick, eraser nips. The rest are now a blur...the first two were the winners, clearly.