This place is the most punk...

This place is the most punk rock strip club out of the ones in Austin, if that's what you're looking for. Although I am a successful and fairly recession-proof wealthy guy, I like a place that's a bit more raw than your average upscale SC such as the famous Yellow Rose or the Rick's franchise. The girls are friendlier, more humble and sweet,(which makes me desire to give them more of my money) and most of them excel in intelligent conversation. The ones who weren't as bright were still fun to talk to. The ladies of Expose possessed something I rarely see in strip clubs, and that is honor. Sure, there's a few ghetto ones here and there who would do things for so little money that I have to yell at my dick not to take advantage of their desperation (don't worry, I would never allow a woman to sell herself to me in an environment like that. When I do pay for escorts, they are discreet about their services and they are women who I make sure are making a mature and conscious decision to sell their company), however they do not detract from the pleasure the other ladies provide. The club environment itself is not too shabby. There are couches for lap dances that are more comfortable than the swivel chairs. The drinks here are watered down, but I'm a pot head who likes beer, so I don't give a shit. The outdoor patio for smoking is somewhat delightful. There is a glorious view of the remarkably interesting activity at the taco truck across the street. The patio is where the dancers seemed more down to Earth, out there in the light. Expose is a great place to go if you want to see your "fantasy stripper" out smoking on a patio naked, not under black lights. Indeed I did. Every single girl was interesting in her own way. A two skinny, pale Latinas and two tattooed utter goddesses caught my eye. There were a few others I gave some attention to while they were on stage. This club is very itty bitty titty committee friendly, and sexy booties are in abundance as well. One dancer even had some beautiful artwork going across her cute little A-cup chest. Most of the girls were uniquely pretty weren't average bimbos who hang out downtown all the time. One of them told me she would actually rather play video games. If you want a club with girls who are real, and possibly see one of them dance to War Pigs by Black Sabbath played, I'd say check this place out sometime. It wasn't very crowded, so the attention of the ladies is pretty much in your hands. I hate sitting back to back and shoulder to shoulder with too many other dudes anyway.