I read the reviews, knew I...

I read the reviews, knew I was taking a chance, and, maybe, I set my expectations too high. I went to Flash Dancers twice ... once mid-day on Sunday (expected it to be slow), and again on Tuesday night. Both times were an absolute bust.

The place seems to have a nice atmosphere, but it just didn't work for me.

On the Sunday afternoon visit, there were three ladies there. Jada, a heavy-set English gal with a BO issue, some girl with gold teeth, and the bartender who had a pretty face and that's just about it. Since I was the only person in the place, I had the full attention of all three (lucky me). I bought them all a shot, because I'm a nice guy. The bartender and Jada both offered private dances, wich I politely declined. A small group of Mexicans entered and gold-teeth went to entertain them. I talked to Jada and the bartender for a few more moments and politely dismissed myself.