Thee Crazy Horse is my new...

Thee Crazy Horse is my new favorite place in all the world. If you're looking for the hottest girls, a super-hot lap dance, or any nudity at all, you may want to go somewhere else. But, if you're looking to hang out with some beautiful ladies, drink, laugh, and have a really great time, then this is the place for you.

My first time in here was on Super Bowl Sunday. I'm new to the area and was planning on going in for a couple drinks before I went somewhere to watch the game. I ended up staying for the whole game and had a really great time. The girls don't pressure you for dances or drinks ... they ask very nicely and don't bitch if you decline. However, in sitting and talking, you end up really wanting to buy them a drink.

As for the girls, I've seen a good handful of girls in the 3-5 range, a couple in the 7-8 range, ... and Lexi. Lexi is, quite possibly, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She has a very pretty face, an absolutely perfect body, and she is one of the sweetest people to talk to. In my book, Lexi is an 11. I got one dance from her and it wasn't the best dance in the world, but she really is an amazing person.Probably my favorite lady in the place is Sookie(?). She has a smoking hot, tight, little body and is an absolute hoot to talk to. Sitting and talking to her is the most fun I've had in a bar, ever. On the other end of the spectrum, Jasmine is pretty crazy and I try to avoid her, and Pearl was pushy and kept begging for money to put in the video game.