Where do I start, well lets...

Where do I start, well lets see, it was my friend, his wife, me and my friend. We were out celebrating my friends bday and she wanted to go to a strip bar. So after being told no by the Pic and Sabels we settled on Bottoms Up. We walked in the side entrance and were greeted by a prego(mmkay) barmaid!! They had only 2 girls dancing because I think the others left to go do a party(go figure!!) So we watched these chicks dance for a while and I asked the okay looking one if she liked girls and she said sometimes. I let the simmer for a while. So about 10 minutes later I called her after tipping her heavily, I told her it was my friend bday and she wanted a lap dance from a chick. This chick said wait until I change. Well, if I was still sitting there, I would still be waiting for my friend to get her lapdance!!