Well, today at about 12:20, I...

Well, today at about 12:20, I happened to be driving by and decided to check it out. The place was empty as I was the only patron. The dancer came right out after the bartender brought me my drink. She danced for a few minutes and then sat down beside me. She ordered a drink which turned out to cost me 8 dollars. No big deal, but then she asks me if I wanted a dance. She says there is a lap dance for 20 or a champagne room dance for 150. She said that we could touch each other in the champagne room and said that we could do pretty much anything but sex. So I decided to go for it. The dance was okay but there was no real playing. It was essentially a 30 minute lap dance and about half way through she decided to make conversation and there went my erection. All in all, id say if you're trying to blow your load, don't go here.