Went by the other night and...

Went by the other night and couldn't find a lady who interested me. There were a couple there who looked promising but I've learned to wait until they get a turn on stage and I can inspect the merchandise. Sure enough, the one who interested me most turned out to have a large, hideous mural tattooed on her back. Everyone who might have interested me was either heavily tattooed, pierced or both. If you like that kind of thing, you might have had a real good time there. As it was, I left without getting a private dance.