I've been to Brass Flamingo dozens...
I've been to Brass Flamingo dozens of times over the past couple of years, and have posted multiple reviews on TUSCL. BF is frustrating, because they do SO many things right, but fail on the most important one----hiring attractive women. It doesn't matter how nice your club is, how hot your bartenders and waitresses are, or how spotless your bathroom is. If the dancers aren't attractive, your club fails.
I'll start with the positives. This club is clean, safe, in a decent neighborhood, and has a friendly and attentive bar staff and managers. Service is outstanding. The place is usually packed on weekend nights, but I never have a hard time getting a drink. Management is always willing to handle any problems which arise. Rowdy customers are ejected. The bartenders here are HOT. There's a girl who tends bar on dayshift who is stunning.
The problem which is plaguing BF, as well as every club in Pasco(except possibly Bare Assets) is prescription pill abuse. Oxycontin hit that area like a tornado. The oxy addiction does push girls into stripping, but it destroys them, both inside and out. Oxy is not good for the appearance of girls, and BF is filled with skinny, young pill heads. No more do you see the tan, fit, implanted, blonde hotness at BF. Maybe I'm picky, but I go to strip clubs to see, grope, and get extras from women I couldn't get on my own. I'm pretty sure if I wanted to nail a skinny pill head I could do that on my own. For free.
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