Had not heard of this club,...

Had not heard of this club, but noticed it on my way to check out another club about 9:30 on a Wednesday night. Walked in and paid a $10 cover charge to one of the most bored chicks I have ever seen. The cashier told me all the details regarding dancing, etc. Apparently it was $10 for a bikini dance in the club, $30 for a lap dance and some outrageous amount for a half hour in the back. Bouncer at the door stood there trying to look intimidating. Pretty funny, cause it was not working. I only bring it up cause it set a real low expectation for the club, and I figured on leaving after just one drink.

I walked into the place and it was pretty slow. I was not sure if I should order from the bar, but before I could get there a really friendly waitress came over and took me to a seat, and got a drink for me quickly. There were about 10 dancers on shift and all were paired up with customers sitting around the club. The girls dance a three song set first bikini, topless, then most had a real thin g-string on for the last song. ONe girl wore pasties, not sure why. most of the girls were 4-7, one really large girl, none were great looking, most had excess cellulite on the back end, even the smallest girl had a flabby dumper.

I was just watching the dancer when one of them called me to the stage. Not sure what was up, but she kept beckoning me over so, what the hell. I sat at the stage, and she started using me as a prop. It was actually a pretty good show and almost on the level of a lap dance. she never really left the stage, but was all over me and she got her head into my lap a few times as well as the crack of her ass right up close and personal. I went back to my seat hoping she would go for some couch action, but went back to her steady customer after her set. Later he and she were both stuffing $1 into the g string of one of the other girls. Too bad for me, she would have been a lot of fun.