First off, I am the female...

First off, I am the female half of a couple who loves to go to strip clubs with my guy. I'm attractive (as is he) and if there is any downside to us going together, it's that the women are either into only me or sometimes want to hang out as friends (mood killer).

Nonetheless, we enjoy getting a lap dance together - generally wait for the special-and I always ask the women to focus on him. I don't know if it's because of a safe-comfort they feel, but he has gotten some amazing dances (and some shitty air dances). We like to relive the amazing ones which have offered full contact (him to her) and partial contact (outside rub her to him). Our last Monday evening we went, an amazing girl (who shall remain nameless) mentioned she and her boyfriend had split and she hadn't had sex in weeks. We took her for a dance- since it wa Monday, it was quiet and the bouncers were scarce. He immediately leaned forward and placed her nipple in his mouth. Hi hands were everywhere-at one point she was grinding him and he had one hand rubbing her, when he hooked her and pulled her onto him. She was moaning and apologized for being so wet (seriously?)

I can't bring myself to go to the champagne room and this one offered us her number (why I didn't take it, I'm still asking myself). We are going back this weekend with the hope of running into her again.