Clubs in Guam are a little...

Clubs in Guam are a little bit different from most on the mainland. You've got the Korean mama-sans serving as waitresses and trying to make sure you have a drink at all times. They'll also try and push you into buying $20 drinks for the dancers. They're perfectly friendly if you're spending some money, and one of the mama-sans even gave me a damn good massage while I was sitting by the stage.

The dancers I met were very friendly and very hot. They get a lot of Japanese tourists that come in and tip barely, if at all, so they like it when Americans are a bit more generous. Lap dances are all private and aren't cheap compared to most mainland clubs, but if you tip reasonably well at stage-side there's plenty of contact.

If you get bored here or just want a change of scenery, be sure to head downstairs in the same mall to Porky's. It's a bar with a predominantly American crowd, some good drink specials, and a great atmosphere.