A fun night out, if not...

A fun night out, if not expecting a strip club.

I just moved to Missouri from Houston, TX, where I was used to higher-mileage, fully nude clubs on the outskirts of town. While driving from St. Louis to Springfield, I saw this club and decided to stop in. The "pornography corrupts" billboard one of the local churches is running across the street should have alerted me to the problems that Missouri strip clubs have faced in the last year or two with the anti-strip club laws.

I guess this used to be a really popular fully nude bar, but since the laws changed to mandate pasties and g-strings and prohibit nude dancing or topless lapdances, the place looks like it has totally reinvented itself.