I wrote in an earlier review...

I wrote in an earlier review that going to Paradise Showgirls is like a treasure hunt, most of the time you would hit dirt but once in a while you find something great. Unfortunately, last night's visit after I left Spearmint was umm......piss poor.

I danced with one girl, who managed to turn me on for the first minute of our dance and then it's a straight trip to flaccid afterwards. I'm not going to name names because now that I think about it it applies to a LOT of the girls here. Here's the thing, WHY DO SO MANY GIRLS NOT GET RID OF THE PEE SMELL FROM THEIR COOCH. You guys know exactly what I mean. The girl is decently sexy, and at paradise they might be a little used up/rough around the edges. Nevertheless you are getting a boner because the dance is soft and touchy-feely. Then the girl opens her legs and you smell it. It's like Dodger Stadium's men's room during overtime. Fucking disgusting.

So anyways, I don't mind the fat fuglies here. I don't mind the cholos. I don't mind the white crack whores. I don't mind the lapdance seats that they never fix. I still love the VIP area although they could turn the heater on a notch back there. But the management needs to get on these girls' ass about not smelling of piss down there. There are strippers that I have specific memories of smell for. Most of these memories are pleasant and some I even evoke when I try to jack off. None of these pleasant memories are from paradise showgirls.