I was in St. Louis from...

I was in St. Louis from Chicago checking out clubs to make money at. This place is not worth me taking my coat off. I would absolutely ruin these girls lives and show everyone what a real dancer looks like. Every single "dancer" had a blanket she laid on the stage before her set. 4 of 5 looked like crackheads and all looked like they would do something strange for a piece of change. Ages varied but all looked trashy. I was with my boyfriend at the time and he didn't think this place was worth my time either. I was curious what the other patrons thought, so I roamed over to four men. Just so happen, 3 of 4 were new comers and were anxious to see me on stage because "You are the best thing I have seen all night" and the other frequented there. I asked him what was up with all the girls having blankets and he said, "It has a special meaning..." What??? HUH?! Im confused... Anyway... we left (without me gracing the stage). The parking lot attendant asked why I didn't audition. I replied, "Because there are a bunch of crackheads and prostitutes here!" He nodded in agreement and said, "You ain't lying 'bout that!".... Not the place for me...