Two words describe this place: Ho-hum....

Two words describe this place: Ho-hum. Or is that one word? Anyway, it is a "high-class joint", which is kind of nice, but it also sports some "high-class prices" - not so nice. If you like spending $30 on lap dances that are cut short, be my guest fellows - have at it. Granted, the dances are pretty good, and are in semi-private booths (or cells, they seem like, with the watchguard passing back and forth every 30 seconds or so). But please...$30 bucks? You gotta be kiddin' me! That kind of price is way too extreme. You'd be better off at Heavenly Bodies, even, where the songs are cut even shorter, but at least the dances are only $10. Let's face it guys - we in Chicago are in strip-club hell, for the most part. I've been to even worse cities, but it's a bit hard to find a good club around here.