Treasures is still the "go to"...

Treasures is still the "go to" club for many business people and travelers. And if you only go to strip clubs once a year, or if you’re traveling, then just go to Treasures and don’t even look at any other clubs… Treasures has the hottest girls, most professional crowd, always lots of girls and customers, safe neighborhood right in the Galleria, etc. etc. But I personally don't go there quite as much as other clubs. Here’s the long version for those who want to read more…

The physical club is pretty nice, but of course that’s because it’s dark inside. They have probably the best outdoor patio area of any club I’ve been to in Houston, except for Penthouse or Men’s Club (but both these clubs are not considered Top 5 any more in Houston). They also serve food (bar food).

Dancers for the most part are definitely pushy hustlers who think that the mere sight of them should make you get a hard-on… you'll see more fake smiles and less genuine "normal" conversations in this place. So I always take my time and find a girl who is willing to chat a bit before dancing… and I always succeed if I’m patient. If you want conversation and not just a lap dance session, then in this club you definitely need to have your lines well rehearsed about what you’re going to say to girls who ask for a dance in the first 5-10 minutes of convo (in a nice way, of course). I usually succeed in getting some convo, maybe a drink or two, then dances. Still, this is definitely the hardest club to get girls to spend time with you… but on the flip side, you can find a lot of good mileage girls. And yes, the line of girls looking you up and down screaming "hey baby" and then giggling as you’re trying to enter the club discreetly is quite annoying (and rude too I think)… I'm usually annoyed within 10 seconds of entering Treasures... and it happens every time you go in.