Ok, so I decided to...
Ok, so I decided to go to this club again the day before New Years Eve. . I arrived at 10:30 p.m on a Friday nite and the parking lot was mostly full. I was thinking "great, I don't have to spend too much money tonite" but to my dismay there weren't many people in the club. I saw about 50-60 patrons. Paid the $10 bones, got frisked and bought a $5 coke. Wow!!! I was mainly looking for the girl I got some action from the last time I was there but she was nowhere to be found. Damn it.I!!!! I came prepared too. Hahaha. There were about 15-17 girls on this nite. It was definitely a lite night. I'll put it down to it being around the holidays so the club gets a pass from me this time.
The looks of the girls fell off a bit though. Most of the girls on this night were either Shamu the whale fat or Whitney Houston crack hoe skinny. Terrible!!! I wanted to gauge my eyes out when I saw the ugly display of nekkidness in this club. Those girls were horrible!!! Looks like management doesn't screen any of the girls before hiring them. Some of them had no business taking off their clothes much less trying to pose as a stripper. Yuck!!! The fat girls needed to give some of their fat to the skinny girls to balance each other out. I counted at least 8 fat girls and 5 toothpicks. One fat girl even had the nerves to walk by me and ask me why I was looking at her like that. If I didn't have a heart I would have been honest with her and told her how I really felt about her walking around naked in public. Disgusting!!! The whale had stretch marks and cellulite all over her ass and the back of her legs. Spare me..
The dj played good though and was trying to get people to tip the girls on stage but like the last time I was there, most patrons weren't tipping the girls on stage. The girls here aren't really aggressive with asking patrons for dances. They may walk by once and say "wanna dance" and move on. Not much convo at all. I saw some of them just sitting with their phones and texting most of the nite. I still managed to get dances from 3 girls and was not very impressed overall. The first girl was this red bone skinny crack head looking heffer. I don't even know why I paid her for any dances. I guess out of boredom and wanting to try something new. My mistake. This girls stomach looked like she was in a 12 round fight with Muhammad Ali. You could tell she had kids. Her tits were even worse than her stomach. She looked to be no older than 21 years old but she easily had the tits of an 80 year old woman. They were all wrinkled up and dried up looking. I had to turn my head and smile. She kept rubbing on them too as if they looked good. Lol..
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