Often referred to as "The Parasite...

Often referred to as "The Parasite Club" this place has been an Appleton staple for years. Very "funny" location, as it sits on the ring road around the biggest mall in the area. In fact, you can see the Toys-R-Us store from the parking lot! I've heard stories that the locals want the club gone, and the owner has had many offers to sell out, but he is sitting on a gold mine in regards to the value of the property.

Very small, non-descript and very dark inside. I was always under the impression that the club was topless only, but I've seen a few girls take it all off the last time I stopped in (November, 2004). The talent level is a definite cut below Snappers and Sapphires, but it's not a bad place to roll into right after work for a couple of drinks as a warm up for things to follow in the evening.

Cover is $5, and I have no idea how much a lap dance is. Thing is, the girls here never seem to press for one. The big thing in this place is the girls want to suck up to you for free drinks. I dunno, get smashed for free, or get PAID. I think I know what I would rather have! Maybe they get a small percentage of the inflated drink price? Still it can't be much.