Presents itself as an upscale club,...

Presents itself as an upscale club, and apparently has the reputation as having the best/prettiest dancers in town. There might be two Rachels clubs, I'm not sure. The one I went to is visible on the way from the airport to downtown. It's a steakhouse on one side and strip club on the other. Big stage in the middle, bar to one side. I was so confused by the place I can't remember the exact layout. I think two dancers on stage at once when I was there.

Bouncer greeted me and brought me to a seat. Turned out it was in the narrow isle, so every time someone walked by when I was getting a dance, the dancer had to stop and wait. Not enough room for two people. But even though other seats were slightly better, the whole place felt cramped even though it was fairly big. Very smoky. And so loud that I couldn't hear the dancers when they came by with the, wanna dance? I had a beer and got a couple of dances, then was about to leave when I was approached by the waitress and decided to get a second beer. Ended up leaving it in frustration. When you can feel the music through your bones, it's too loud to be an upscale club. If Rachel's was targeting 17 year old meth addicts, it was about right. Left with $$$ in my pocket, which I wanted to spend.

The dances are all air, table dances. Dancers were pretty enough, though all had at least a bit of a belly. No flat abs and no truly skinny girls. United Nations from the rare times I could actually hear the dancers.