Thunder Ranch Lap Dance Club
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13409 OR-99E, Oak Grove, OR 97222, USA*

I went in a week ago...

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tuscl
Dec 24, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I went in a week ago as well to see if they did Bachelor parties and in the process received a tour from a very beautiful girl. Her name was Fernanda. She asked me if I wanted to have a dance after the tour to see if that would help me make a decision about the Bachelor party so I decided to have one. I usually have several drinks at a strip club before having any lap dances .So this was new for me. She was very sensual and I enjoyed fully. I only did one dance, and wished I had done the 3/$40 as she was very good. She was the reason I came back on Friday. Fernanda was there when I went in, gave me a hug rubbed me all over the shoulders and was quite friendly. I had a coke and as I sat there she was wanting me to try the 15 min VIP room for $100.00. I told her I might but had just got there and wanted to settle in a bit. So she left, literally left and went home! Then another girl came over and immediately started talking to me and acting like she was interested in me. No chemistry, still quite attractive and I wanted her to find someone else.But there was only one other guy in there. I did eventually do a 3/$40 dance with her but again quite mechanical no chemistry. So my two visits have left me with this impression. The club is huge! But empty! The only music is the jukebox which I gave my dancer 2 dollars to pick her music from. There is no atmosphere. Food is supposed to be good but try eating with a girl on each side watching you and waiting for you to be done so she can get a dance from you. I am not going back. When I go to a Strip club like Mystic I can be left alone or actually have a conversation and since there is so much going on not be the center of attention in a club like thunder ranch that has nothing to offer but lap dances. So I am sure some will like some won't but it isn't for me.

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