I hesitate to be negative on...

I hesitate to be negative on Christmas Friday, especially because the atmosphere here is quite cordial and accommodating, everyone unfailingly polite. Yes, the facility is quite posh. Even ordered a burger, which was quite good at $11. However, over half the dancers here were overweight, and a couple were obese. I rate the dancers beauty as 5-7's, one an 8. Only one 9/10 dancer who gave fabulously sexy lap dances; extras might have been available, but I did not ask; notably, she dances at various clubs in the Philly/NY/NJ area, and was here tonight by the promoter's invitation to a special event with a big name DJ. Without this one dancer's appearance, then this group of dancers was incredibly unattractive for such a gorgeous club. Admission $20. Lap dances timed at 4 minutes for $30, in an open room hidden completely by opaque drapes over the entrances, on a large comfortable couch. The bouncer never checked on us, but I did tip him $5. Next option, $250 for 30 minutes, in a larger room way far away from the bouncer, with a really big couch, almost a bed; bouncer comes only to announce the end of 30 minutes (no tip this time). It might have been because of the Christmas holiday, but there weren't many customers...