Several places in the Northeast have...

Several places in the Northeast have been closing lately--Diamond Dolls, Planet Rock. Club Castaway endures. I've been going to strip clubs long enough to remember when an actual nipple was usually against the law and the g string always stayed on. So how can you not appreciate a place where, in the middle of the afternoon, there's no cover and no waitress service, so you're welcome to wander to the stage (I usually get a $4 soft drink, but they don't even pressure for that), plunk down a dollar or three and wait for the dancer to put on a little show.

And what a show: the dancers I saw rubbed their nipples against my nose, masturbated themselves wet within inches of me, and breathed on my ears with their hair all over me.

Dances in back are $20. They touch you, not vice versa, but in practice (in the afternoons) you can touch them polite places--no top or bottom at all.