The spot: The club is tucked...

The spot: The club is tucked away next to a McDonalds and auto repair shop of some kind. Very private, only moderately shady. It was "customer appreciation day" (yeah right) which meant $15 to get in, get a drink and a floor dance (normally $10 or 3 for $20 sometimes). Went to the "bar" to get my free drink (no alcohol). The club itself is probably one of the nicer clubs I've been to, but not best by any means.

The girls: The second I sat down, I was double teamed by two girls. Both looked okay, but nothing to write home about. One had nice natural DD's, the other had bolt-ons (she kind of looked like Jesse Jane). They hassled me for a dance, I said I just wanted to get settled in first but they were persistent. Eventually I got my (free) dance from the natural one. These are $10 normally, on the floor, bikini only - generally no touching. It was good, but not great, since her bikini was on and no touching allowed. I moved on and tried to shake her so that I could just relax for a bit and at least eight more girls came after me asking me right away for a dance. What kind of sell is that? No conversion, just dances. I told one of them "I just want to hang out for a while." and she had the nerve to say "This isn't a place where you can hang out." That really pissed me off, but the DD girl came back and I finally gave in to see what the 4 for $40 dances were like. These are also bikini on, much like the floor dances, except more private - if your girl allows it, there's a little touching allowed, but since it's on camera and there's a security guard there, not too much and definitely no clothes coming off. She did give me peeks, but they were brief and I didn't even see anything because it is SO DARK in there. After the dances, I went to check out the stage shows which were mediocre and left with a $140 dent in my pocket. Not worth it.

Summary: while this place is cheap, you get what you pay for. It's unlikely that I'd return, but there is a slim chance of that.