I read all the positive reviews...

I read all the positive reviews so had high expectations last Monday when I risked snow to drive to Hamburg, Ia. It did not live up to expectations. I arrived around 7:30 to an empty club. Still charged $20 and told there was only 1 dancer there but others trying to travel from St Joseph Mo. After about 20 minutes the dancer came out and sat as far as possible from me on a small couch. She was very pretty with great legs, tight butt and cute enhanced breasts. She appeared to have been sleeping in back and said she was 1/2 owner so she was always here. She didn't seem awake enough for a conversation so I asked if she would do a stage dance. "no." Table side dance? Acted as if she had never heard of it. $25 ld in back? OK. When in back I was informed no touching except sides, back and legs. She would remove bottoms only in VIP @ $100 for 15 min but still no touching. (Was I in the wrong club?)When she asked if I wanted another I declined and told her I had expected more contact. She left but 2 more dancers arrived and another patron. One of the new dancers was obviously new and learning how to dance on stage from the other. The new girl was over weight and had some obvious breast scars but she was a willing dancer and even removed her G with a $5 tip. All other dancers declined go nude for any tip. She settled in with another patron after her lesson and her trainer asked if I wanted a dance. She was strikingly pretty 9+. In back I was again informed she preferred not to be touched. After some experimentation I found she was willing to let her breasts be touched but would gently push hands away after a few seconds. (Maybe she should consider a different line of work)I tried 2 dances with her and was ready to call it a lost night. While in back a new dancer (Dolly) arrived but I was now gun shy. I watched some more pole dance training and got up to leave when Dolly came by. She snuggled up on the couch and I found out she wasn't scheduled to work that night but got bored and came in. Did nice lap dances with full and pleasant access. I dropped over $300 most of it with Dolly. Generally the dancers were attractive 8+ but were not not interested in dancing or contact. I will probably stick with Lawrence and Topeka, Kansas clubs but would like to find a 'home' near Omaha.