Club XXX
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3400 Cascade Hwy, Portland, OR 97220, USA

I opened the door, and found...

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tuscl
Dec 18, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I opened the door, and found three Asian men sitting in the room. The door opposite opened, and a blond woman came out and asked if we were together. I said no, and she said to follow her. I did. To the basement. Which is scary creepy dirty icky. Past the room with mounds of laundry (they live here). It's 40 bucks for 40 minute room rental, she said, after she led me to a room painted with goth images, and some weird medical type bed covered with a sheet. I tell you it was straight out of Hostel. I was waiting for someone to cut me into pieces. The girl was not cute. She was quite worn, and covered her mid, which when she turned, you could see how loose the skin was. It was really hard to tell in the bad red light they had, but after a moment, you could really see how bad condition she was in. She kept hiccuping. Nodding off. Probably alcohol, sure, but also I suspect drugs. Listen, she flat out told me any touching fetishes, like if I wanted her to touch me, or like I could touch her and go down on her if I wanted, and the tipping would start at 100. Okay, so now I was in a whorehouse. If she were only cute. She wasn't. I saw no others, and when I asked, I was told I was her customer and she was responsible for me, and something about walking me out, or something. She didn't. I told her I had to go to the ATM, and I just left. When I got back to the lobby upstairs, the Asian guy asked "what's happening?" lol I said she would do anything she wanted him to, and that he should be happy. I think he said "right on", but I don't really know because by then I was halfway down the parking lot.

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