I was curious, so i stopped...

I was curious, so i stopped in and checked out Bliss. Pretty crappy club in terms of decor but i expected that. Three dancers working, one too old to be dancing, one too heavy to be dancing and a third one. As i was the only customer in the joint all three of them hit on me. I waived off the senior and went with the third on for a 3-4-40 special. Some nascar and f-banging was fun but it didn't seem to want to go any further unless I upped it to a VIP room. Sorry she wasn't worth it, so I cant report. Sat in my chair and the chubby one sets down and promises to get really nasty doing a 2-4-40 deal. I don't know what made me say yes but i did. I guess the old joke of "why do fat girls give good bj's? Because they have to." came to mind and I thought I'd roll the dice. I got the lamest dance ever from the heaviest gal I've ever had on my lap. I was glad I only got two songs because my thighs would have been crushed to the size of toothpicks had I gone for three. There are way better places to spend your money near here. Go there.