Have to say, I am pretty...

Have to say, I am pretty dissapointed with having gone here. I was on a long drive a Thursday night and decided to stop in to unwind from the road. I'm usually okay with out-of-the-way clubs with questionable cleanliness, but this place just gave me the jeebies. You walk in and are presented with an adult movie store, and have to pay a fifteen dollar cover before you see the inside of the club. The only word to describe the next forty five minutes is 'awkward'. I step inside, it's around 1030 pm, and I'm the only patron there. The three girls are in one corner chattig with a guy...the owner? I sit down, and am offered to buy a non-alcoholic drink, which I guess is standard in PA.

Anyway, two of the three girls are downright fugly, the kinds you feel embarrassed to watch on stage. She gets up on the stage and immediately asks for money for songs. Come on, I just paid $15 to get in, paying money for songs is a cheap ass gimmick. She played her songs, another patron came in and she split her time between us. Next up was a moderately attractive brunette got up. Gave her a few dollars, asked for a dance after. Looked to take advantage of their three-for-one dance special, at $20 a dance. I guess I wasn't too dissapointed, she was cute and chatted me up, but it was a strictly. O-hands dance. Afterwards she tried to get me down to the private room, where I guess she plays with toys. Could be interesting, but at $30/5min, after paying the cover and dances, and having clothes filled with cigarette smoke...no thanks. Maybe next time, but I donubt there will be a next time.