A very cold Saturday night. But,...

A very cold Saturday night. But, this club is the only place open after hours. So, at about 2:00 AM, my budds and I decide to hit Derriere's. Cover is $25, but the club has a coupon on their website for $3.00 off. I had printed out a few beforehand. We had a couple more people than coupons, but the bouncer was willing to let us all in for the discount. High, yes, but it's a BYO club, so no drink buying once in. Club is in a neighborhood of small office/warehouses. Not iffy, but not spiffy either.

Inside, the club is, well classic stripclub. No mistaking what it's about. The budds quickly attracted some attention, as did I. The place was not busy. But, the rest of Myrtle Beach was not busy. Town dies in December. Got a couple of table sides from a cutie. She suggested $150 for 15 minutes in the VIP, or $300 for 30 minutes. Not too expensive, but I didn't bite at first. Second chick comes along, very good table dance, suggests a happy ending in the 30 minute VIP. I suggest carryout. She says no, we part our ways. Third girl flops down next to me. Starts complaining about how the rent is due. Well, you know how that story ends.