Apparently I was there on the...

Apparently I was there on the wrong day - met at the door by two girls, one black, one white, both on the hefty side. I would rate either at 5 (minus) at best. They were apparently the only ones working, no music. I would have given it a miss right then but wanted to see what the rest of the place was like. Posted prices for private dance $20-40-60-80. Depending on what you wanted, fork over the money and straight to the "private room" which was dark empty room with a couch and a little stand with a cd player on it. Never even saw the rest of the club except a glimpse of some small tables down a hallway. So, $40 for a dance, girl wore a heavy fishnet dress over bra and panties and was pretty bored with the whole thing. Could have been sexy with a different attitude. Dance consisted of her sitting on my lap and wiggling her ass, BFD. Touching breasts cost extra, topless cost extra, handjob another $40, done without much interest for about ten minutes or so. Then she goes "OK, buddy, times up, you're through." Which pretty much sunnarized the whole experience.