A couple of Saturday night visits...

A couple of Saturday night visits since I last reported here: First good news is that the new VIP rooms -- three of them, I think -- are finally open. Two armchairs and a mirrored ceiling ... the chairs are a bit too narrow and high-armed for certain contortions to take place, but the creativity of some of EB's entertainers can overcome almost any obstacle. One dancer told me that there was a camera above the mirror. When I mentioned that to someone else, she said "Don't be ridiculous; the last thing anyone wants is a record of what goes on in here." Good point. Plus, we're talking about a club that won't even get their ATM -- out of order for more than a year now -- fixed.

The second piece of good news is that at least as of last weekend, the jukebox had been removed from the lap dance room. Which means that we won't be subjected to the same six short songs, largely drowned out by the hip-hop from the stage. But keep a couple of brain cells tuned to your song count, guys, especially with a certain blonde from the afternoon shift.

As always, the right girl can provide a memorable experience, in or out of the VIP. And since the previous contributor asked, yes, Luna is back from an extended visit home to Brazil, where she picked up a pair of new boobs.

Now, if EB would only deal with the toxic restroom ...