So I finally go check out...

So I finally go check out what Mons is like. The two reviews immediately before mine are quite the good summary of what goes on with this club - you come here to have a cute totally naked girl rub against you while letting you touch, grab and squeeze everywhere but the Sacred Zone, without any expectations of ITC extras.

Early evening is kind of slow, but as the night wore on, the number of dancers increased significantly and by midnight they had it going, with girls all over the place, some of them moving around the room already topless or nude. Good variety: tall ones and tiny ones, locals and imports, naturals and bolt-ons, clean-cut girls next door and dangerous-looking inked and pierced grrrls, you name it, there was that type. Must support the recommendation for the benches on the mirror hall, you get to see both sides of the show (OK, so others see it as well - so what? Pay attention to your own business).

The non-alcoholic nature of the venue at least helped me save some cash - $2 bottled waters beat $16 watered cocktails any day of the week and after two such substitutions I'm ahead the price of a lapdance. About that, do be conscious that it's clearly posted that lapdances are "$20 to $30, negotiable", so do please get a price quote if you don't like surprises.