This review is from about a...

This review is from about a month ago. Dropped by the Sands on a rainy Saturday afternoon to find approximately five dancers congregated around the bar snarfing down bags of greasy food from Dick's up the street. Only two of the dancers were physically appealing, the others had weight issues or issues weighing them down. Eventually, the dancers did their rounds with a half-hearted "wanna dance" drive-by. Took a flyer on one of the two attractive dancers and we went back to the inner recesses. First dance was decent though not worth the $40 price tag. Did a second ride thinking things might improve but they only got worse so I cut my losses and got the hell outta there while the dancer bitched and moaned that I didn't leave her an extra jackson for her half-assed efforts. Now that the new clubs on LCW have opened up, I'm probably done with this and all the other Ballard dumps that pretend to be strip clubs. LOL.