I wanted to keep this review...

I wanted to keep this review short and sweet, but I figured I might as well do it right. This place is right smack in the middle of a not so safe place. Mt. Vernon is "ok" during the day, but at night you might want to be cautious of your surroundings. It was $20 to get in the door and after a pat down you're right in the club. There's an elevated level to your left right after the metal detector with chairs and tables and a smaller bar. On the main floor is the main rectangular bar with a stage in the middle with two poles. The lapdance area is in the back along with the DJ booth. To the right of the bar is an elevated stage with a glass enclosure where the shower shows take place.

Physically, the place is a dump. I mean, if you want to get in a time capsule that shows you what strip clubs were like 40 years ago, then just walk into Sue's Rendezvous. I mean it's a relic. This place probably has everything that was there since it opened. Chairs, tables, bar, neon signs, I mean EVERYTHING. Only thing that is new is probably the dj's ipod.

The girls were, well not exactly the best. I think it's a prerequisite that the girls they hire here have kids or something because at one point I thought marsupials were working the joint being that every chick had some sort of pouch. The bartenders were cute at least and beers were 7 bucks a pop. Kind of expensive for such an establishment in my opinion.