My friends and I have been...

My friends and I have been coming in together for years. Our visits are planned to coincide with when our favorite dancers are working--we come in to see particular girls we like rather than anonymous naked chicks.

We've been fed up lately because the online schedule for the week was often not posted or was wrong. It also contains fake names of phantom dancers who are not real but make the number of dancers working look larger than is true. The voice tape is often not available. It is available more often than the online schedule and is more accurate but is not working at least 50% of the time.

We like to plan our visits for the upcoming week in advance so we can all adjust our work schedules to come in together when our favorites are working. This is not only becoming increasingly impossible because of the lack of information about who is dancing which shifts but when the schedule is available and turns out to be wrong--and that our favs are not working contrary to the schedule, we all get pissed at being deceived.