Didn't think much of the girls,...

Didn't think much of the girls, to be honest. They were all pretty decent looking, but totally disinterested, dancing was obviously a chore to them. The club was recommended by a local bar worker (in fact he came to the club with us) and it's a nice looking club inside. The bar guy said it was perfectly safe, and it certainly proved to be for us. But the bouncers looked like pikeys - big pikeys - and would be enough for me to give the club a miss if we hadn't had the recommendation.

A private dance was pretty pricey (I can't remember how much) and although the girl was fit as a butcher's dog, she may as well have been a robot. Full nudity and a fair bit of touching up going on, but not a hint of any kind of emotion - if she'd slapped me it would have improved the ambience. That bad.

Would I go back?