Be sure to check out the...

Be sure to check out the Goose soon... it's going to be closing before Christmas according to the bartenders.

This place is a classically seedy strip bar. Very much a dive and proud of it. If you go before 7 there is no cover and even then it's only five bucks for entry. There is one main stage and then a lap dance area just opposite the entrance. A couple pool tables are in the back if you get tired of looking at tits.

Drinks are reasonably priced, you can get a domestic draft pint for $3. Food is not bad either. A buck fifty gets you a decent taco. They also have a steak special for $9 which doesn't sound too bad.

Girls are not bad. There were about eight roaming around at any given time. Mostly 7's, one 8, and then a couple that fell off the back of the ugly truck. They are pretty friendly for the most part though.

Lap dances are surprisingly high mileage considering the open nature of the lap dance area. Decent contact and some touching depending on the girl. Since the girls keep what they get I was able to get some 2 for 1 dances from some of the girls since it was pretty slow.