Pulled in to a half empty...

Pulled in to a half empty parking lot around 1:30pm. No cover, no valet. Medal detector at the door along with a door girl who's now a door troll asking for tips(why she thinks she deserves a tip, IDK). Walked in and the club was slower than usual, but still all the good seats were occupied.

I sat at the stage, whuched turned out to be a waste of time and singles. I tipped a reaven haired girl with a Brittany tramp stamp on her lower back, and a lip piercing. She came down and unenthusiastically offered me a dance, and this girl was a ROBOT! She did the most mechanical air dance ever, using all of 3 dance moves the whole song. Next girl I tipped was great on stage, but her bikini was long over due for a good wash, EWW.