I see a lot of reviews...

I see a lot of reviews that don't like this club for various reasons such as crappy parking, no DJ, too crowded, no privacy, no extras, no booze, etc... You can't judge this club for what it isn't because it was never meant to be anything other than what it is: a place to go get a beautiful girl get totally naked and rub her body all over you while you rub her body all over. How can you complain about that? Get a taxi, listen to your Ipod on the way there, go during the day or early evening, get a few dances, get a ride home, stop at the liquor store, get drunk, and beat off. Or go to a jack shack afterwards. Whatever floats your boat.

I went yesterday afternoon/evening around 3-6PM. There were about ten girls there. I'd say 5 were at least high 8's, a couple were 9's, and one was as close to a perfect 10 as I've ever seen. There were a couple that did not meet the Mons's usually high standards, but that's OK by me. I wanted to get a dance from the perfect 10, but one of the 9's approached me. She had a great figure, no tattoos, and short brown hair. She looked and acted like a well educated young woman, but we didn't talk about that. She asked me if she could dance for me, I asked how much, she said $30 each or 4 for $100. I asked if she could do 2 for $50 and she took me up on it. Her body looked hard, but she was not very muscular. Her lap dance was OK, but it was a bit mechanical at first. She was rubbing her butt on my inside thigh and I just reached up and started rubbing her shoulders. She acted like she enjoyed that and moved her ass to my crotch area and started really getting into the grind. The more I rubbed her shoulders the more vigorous her dance became. She reached behind and grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs and said that they also needed that massage. She put her head back on my shoulder, still grinding my crotch, cheek to cheek, and she whispered for me to look in the mirror. She spread her legs and gave me a great view in the mirror, and said "too bad I have to keep my feet on the floor". I don't know what she meant, but it sounded good!

Needless to say, I forgot about the perfect 10.