Finally made it to this place....

Finally made it to this place. Been wanting to check it out for years but just couldn't get there. The hours aren't the greatest. I like going to clubs on afternoons. Cover is $10 but it's included if you buy a "VIP" dance at the door. Good deal I suppose, $20 for 5 minutes is good. Works out to about the same as a 2 for $20 special and the fact that it timed is cool. The girls are a mix of races and shapes. Couple of super skinny asians, a few milf types, curvy hispanics, a couple of pros with the bodies to go with the attitude and one monstrously large black chick who seems to start every set pissed off and ready sit on someone. There's a lot of ink on the girls and the collection of designs tended to look more like grafitti than art but to each his own. None of them really did any dancing and they are all in small outfits to begin with so there's really no stripping either. However, damn near every one goT fully nude for the second song and some just cut to the chase on the first. Plenty of opportunities to find your nose pulled into any and all of those special crevices when you take your dollar up to the stage. The dollar dance on the floor are bland and the staff is quick to clamp down on anyone, dancer or patron, that starts to enjoy it too much. They want to sell privates.

The club itself is pretty nice. Good layout except for the center entrance. If you sit in the center area, every guy that comes in is going to tripping over you on the way to the bar. What really sucks is the chairs, every damn one is this cheesy little brown kiddie seat with wheels. Now the floor is vinyl tile and the wheels on the chairs roll very easily. If you sneeze you shoot youself across the room like something out of a cartoon. Then, you get yelled at for rolling around on the chair. Here's an idea, TAKE THE FUCKING WHEELS OFF THE CHAIRS! That way you won't have to have the DJ making announcements about not rolling around on the chairs every set!

The champagne room is an ok deal at $125 for 30 minutes but be aware, "you're on candid camera" so keep your expectations limited. She'll talk a good game to get you in there and after the first 5 minutes you've seen every move she has to offer. Don't get me wrong, good grinding, some two way contact with limitations but don't look for the extras here. Some OTC was offered.